The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Why where there two dudes in a ambulance Cause they were a pair-a-medics
A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed" The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"*Ba dum tiss*
A Horse Walks into a Bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey fellow, why the long face?”The horse, incapable of understanding the English language, shits all over the floor and leaves.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ayatollah." "Ayatollah who?" "Ayatollah you already."