The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, "You're look like a lobster.""Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?" I asked.He said, "No, you're just really ugly."
Fun fact: You can’t breathe correctly while smiling Just kidding, I made you smile 🙂
As a child I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day to survive. Luckily my older brother told me about it.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you? An iWitness.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'