The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
A kid walks out in a Tortoise costume,why are you wearing that costume?” Mother: why are you wearing that costume?Kid: I’m going to that costume partyMother: isn’t that next year?Kid: yeah, but I’m a Tortoise...
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear
A man named his children second, minute and hour, and thus he was nicknamed father time One day, they was all in their house and a robber burst through the front door and said, 'nobody move!' When recalling the event, second said, it was like time stood still'
The police were called to a crime scene. They found a woman with a bloody golf club in her hand. Her husband, covered in blood, on the floor.She screamed "My husband. What have I done?"Cop "How many times did you hit him?Wife " I don't remember. Put me down for a six"
My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts. Barley Legal
I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it's the real deal or just a run through?
Why did the pirate walk the plank? His dog was back on land.
Her: I'm leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour. Me: Wait. I can change.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.