The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.
I've taken up guessing the weight of Dogs by holding them in my hands over lock-down.... ...I picked up a few pointers this morning!
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.