The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Blind man walks into a shopping mall Picks up his lead dog by the leash and starts spinning over his head. Security: ah, sir, what are you doing?Blind man: nothing, why? Just looking around.
What dinosaur is a writer's best friend? Thesaurus
Why did the crab cross the road? It didn't. It used the sidewalk.(This was a joke my teacher made)
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.