The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom? Because he was dribbling. 😊
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
My toy helicopters are really popular They’re flying off the shelves
What do you call a kitten that lost their tongue? Mew-t
I brought a date to the 4th of July party... ...really sweetened up the fruit salad.
What did the alpaca say to his date? "Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.