The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
What did the say to the ? Nice belt.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ‟Do not do it! You’ve so much potential!”
One from 3rd Grade: What's the name of the funniest mountain range? The Himhilarious
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.