The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
Apparently sharks can grow up to 30 feet. I thought they were called fins.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.