The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees... "I'm scared" said the little girl."You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!