The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A man walks into a library. "Hey! How much for a hot dog?" He asks the librarian.The librarian says, "are you crazy? This is a library!""Oh, sorry about that." He answers."^How ^much ^for ^a ^hot ^dog?" ^He ^whispers.
I thought chiropractors were a big hoax But I stand corrected.
The cover on my ironing board was wrinkled so I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of "irony."
How to catch a polar bear: Dig a big hole out in the ice and place little green peas all around it... And when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
What did the other bugs call the bug who wanted to be an astronaut? A LUNAtick
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
"Why did the turtle cross the road?" "To visit the idiot!" ... "Knock knock" ... "Who's there?"..."The turtle, you idiot!"
I lost my job as a surgeon. Apparently, I shouldn't have left unfinished work over the weekend.