The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why do babies want to use the internet? So they can Google Gaga.
Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
What do you call a random selection of sailors? A seamen sample
Where was the dripping coming from in the fridge? The leeks.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.