The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask "Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"
I knew I shouldn’t have started dating a bull fighter— There were big red flags!
I can't find my Gone in 60 seconds' DVD. It was here a minute ago.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'