The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.