The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
So two men walk into a tie shop The first men asks "Do you want to have a race to see who can put it on the quickest" The second man responds "nah we will probably end up in a tie
My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke **Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.*...she cracks me up*
Kid: What's that? Dad: It's a henweigh. Kid: What's a henweigh? Dad: About two pounds.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.