The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something.
What has a 1000 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom