The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Joke From My Niece Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus
How you turn a washer into a snow blower? Hand her a shovel
I couldn't decide whether to use a chair or step stool to reach the top shelf... I went with the ladder.
Why do monsters love writing books in a cemetery? Because they have great plots.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!