The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon.That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite toy? Play D'oh
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.