The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.