The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What size soda does Kim Jong-Un buy at 7-11? A supreme liter.
Kid: I'm cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner - it's 90 degrees!
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.