The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? An ambulance. An ambulance.
Fred: he was dressing up as a ghost and scaring people away from the old fun park **cop:** that's actually not illegal but tell me about the talking dog
Last night i opened my window and let all mosquitoes in. Then i slept outside. This is called confusing the enemy
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
How do you beat Dwayne Johnson in a fight? Throw paper at him