The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.