The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I was at a nudist beach... and I saw a man walking by wearing nothing but his glasses.And I thought, "What does he do when his glasses get dirty?".
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.It was a brief case.
Customer: I'm just not sure I really want to buy this pillow. Pillow salesman: Well why don't you sleep on it?
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.