The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Do you know about the World Health Organization? Me : WHO?
You're on your death bed and You're known as a practical joker in the family. What do you say as your last joke with your dying breath? The cornyer the better!!
My mom always used the "here comes the train~" trick to get me to finish my food and it was very effective... because otherwise she wouldn't untie me from the tracks.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!