The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
(Dad Joke) Why is a library the tallest building? It has so many stories!
There's shop in the mall selling ice picks, knives, leather gloves, shovels, brass knuckles, ropes, and women's stockings It was called "Accessories To The Crime"
I was air drumming some Metallica at a stop light. I lost a drumstick out the window and quickly changed to Def Leppard.
Why are snails allowed on ships? Escargot.