The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the youngest piggy in the family always get stuck wearing? Ham me downs
What do horses say when they fall? I can't giddy up.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask "Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"
What's Forrest Gump's password? Forrest
A man walks into a bookstore and asks, "Got any books on turtles?" The shopkeeper replies, "Hardback?"The man says, "Yeah. And little heads."
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'