The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Can February March? No, but April May!
Can February March? No, but April May!
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.