The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
A blind man trips on a bottle That's all.Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
An infinite amount of Mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a pint, the second a half, the third a quarter, and so on. The bartender pours them 2 pints and says, "sort it out yourselves."
"I've never been good at dealing with confrontation." "Pardon?""Nothing."
phone call Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said, “Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so…he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.
Clark: "I'll have a coke." Flight attendant: "Do you want that in the can?" Clark: "No, I'll have it right here."
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1