The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
A calendar goes to the doctor and asks him to give it to him straight... “Okay. You’ve got 12 months.”
What did Santa say when he dropped down the chimney at the kardashians? Ho Ho Ho!
Civilians call it a bathroom Civilians call it a bathroom, because they take baths in it,The airforce calls it a lavatory, because they use it to freshen up,The army calls it a latrine, because they use it to take a dump...So why does the navy call it a head?
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
Our local cemetery is running out of spaces ... ...It’s a grave issue
Being deemed an "essential worker" Is like being condemned to summer school while the rest of the students are off.
What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!