The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
What would you call a gong that honks every time you hit? Honk Gong
Did you hear about the police seige at the donut factory robbery? The bad guys came out with all buns glazing.
Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane? It was mime-blowing
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.