The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun? Sir
Me: I have trained this goat to talk. Karen: This would be fun to see.Me[to goat]: Who do i love the most?Goat: MeeMe[to goat]: Who's my pet?Goat: MeeKaren: Ah, its boringMe: Wait it gets better Goat: It gets way better, Karen!
How do you get a horse out of jail Hay bail