The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I told a Hispanic man that I was trying to come up with a term that would describe low resolution video He suggested “poor k”.
Why does Trump always use a golf cart when golfing? Walking the course is far too taxing on him.
What is the scientific name for a child's fear of sitting on Santa's lap at the mall? Claustrophobia
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, "Can't you just use a sponge?"
What do you call the horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.