The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
What's the Presidential ventilator called? Forced Air One
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
A starter cable walks into a bar The bartender says" I'll serve you but dont start anything."
A man walks into a library... Man: Do you have any books on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat?Librarian: It rings a bell, but I'm not sure we have it or not.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.