The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
What does a train conductor do when he’s angry? He blows off some steam
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.