The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!