The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
what did the ram say when his mom found drugs in his dresser drawer? I learned it from watching ewe!
We also have a great collection of Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids.
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.