The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
How do you introduce a loaf of bread to your angry aunt? Meatloaf croissant
What do you call a squash that can't get married? Cant elope
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" Pop,goes the weasel.
A guy walking down the road ,comes across a farmer. This farmer has boxes upon upon boxes of peaches, in the middle of nowhere mind you. The guy, buys a few peaches and asks the farmer, “what do you do with this massive amount of peaches”The farmer replies ‘well we sell what we can, and what we can’t we can.’
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library? It was all booked up.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?' 'Walking. JK! Rowling.'
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!