The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I like playing squash The ants hate it.
There's a gray line between getting a metaphor right or wrong And in the fine area there's a punch line
What did Darth Vader say when the record store employee told him they were out of George Michael albums? I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing.
A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians. Tom Cruise says “I’ll play the part of Mozart” Liam Neeson says “I’ll make a great Beethoven”Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be Bach”
What’s black and white and red all over? A bloody newspaper inn’it.
If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chances of a stroke by 50% Let her finish the bottle and she'll probably suck it as well.
If the Green Lantern is weak to the color yellow, if you pissed on him, would he become weak? Either way, he'd be pissed
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.