The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
A ninja is getting ready to fight a samurai The ninjas friend asks him "do you really think you can kill him without a sword?""Sure-i-can"
A friend just called me to tell me he has changed his name to 'Spinal Column'. I asked if I could call him Back.
Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.
A young mosquito returned to its mother. How was your flight dear? asked mom.It was great mom, everyone clapped for me!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'