The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
A man calls 911 one day and frantically asks them to bring an ambulance Man: "My 14 year old son was entering the mine to find coal but he stubbed his toe on the entrance! Please bring an ambulance quickly!"911: "Sir I'm sorry but this is nothing we can do. We don't deal with such minor issues"
Can February March? No, but April May!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.