The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set He told me there would be repercussions
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
A blind man walks into a bar And then a table... And then a wall...
Why was Six afraid of Seven? 7️⃣ Because Seven had two priors and extended probation and got his nickname in prison for how many minutes it took. "Took what?" You ask? You don't wanna know.
What do you call a Russian leaders coffin? A czarcophahus
What room in a hospital has the least amount of privacy? The ICU.Edited. (I see you)