The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!'
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
In recent news, a man who was charged with impersonating a hay stack Has been bailed
One frog turns to the other and says... Time's fun when you're having flies!
What do you call a fort made out of doors? Fort Knocks.
Don't forget tonight, just before midnight, to lift your left foot, and don't put it back down until after the clock strikes midnight... So you can start 2021 on the right foot!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.