The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
If you’re American if you enter the bathroom and you’re American when you leave what are you inside the bathroom? Euro-peein’
What are ghosts favorite thing to read? BOOks
You scream in a Library and everyone looks at you funny. But you scream in an airplane and everyone joins in.
If cats could talk They wouldn't.
Recently, I discovered my fetish for self discovery. I just came to that conclusion!
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.