The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
At an AC/DC concert... Brian Johnson: You guys ready to rock? Crowd: YESSSSSS Brian Johnson: I can't hear you!
What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel? A bug that will climb your leg and eat your nuts
My dad told me this joke, I'm very sorry What did the Chimney say to his son?You are too young to smoke
What do you do to snitches in the snowman mafia? You ice em’