The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A man was locked out of his apartment He started talking calmly but firmly to the lock...Because end of the day, communication is key.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
My dad saw an ambulance barreling down the street with its siren blaring, then said, 'They won't sell much ice cream driving that fast.'
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.