The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Noah! Noah! The Unicorns are playing with the dragon eggs and won’t get on the ark! Noah, “come help me with these squirrels, we’ll get to them later.”
Stupid kid joke: Why was the sand at the beach wet? Because the sea wee'd.
Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.