The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call a stupid grain? A half wheat!
My niece stabbed me with a red crayon today... It drew blood
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day It was impossible to put down
What did the crab name his daughter? Ma-shell
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.