The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India. I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway.
Why did the snail paint a big S on the side of his vehicle? So when he drove by people would say "look at that S car go!"
Dad: I know of a perfect way to rob a bank. Son: What is it?Dad: It’s a place where people keep their money.
Can February March? No, but April May. Joke credited to some nice older gentleman at my work today
What did the tired dragon make for dinner? Flamin yawn.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.