The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
An emo became a perfect film editor he made very accurate cuts
Q: What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? A: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."