The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
Teacher: "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool." Johnny: "So, what are the words?"
Knock knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting here all day to get some candy.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.