The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
I locked myself out of the house earlier so I shouted through the letterbox to my cat to let me in.He said: “Me? How?”